Bluetooth-isms

In a conversation with my good friend David, I pulled a bluetooth-ism. You know when you hear people say, "look at my new bluetooth"? Well, that is one of my biggest pet peeves. Bluetooth is a data transfer protocol, thus the previous quoted phrase is equivalent to "let me your english, I need it for my required reading" (in reference to a book). Sadly, tonight I pulled one of these, and am so ashamed of it, I must confess to you in order to procure divine forgiveness.

I said "do you have a facebook".....fail.